Campaign Story

🇳🇬 Hi there, I’m Alisah from Nigeria! 🌍 I live in a remote area with my parents and siblings in our cozy 2 bedroom apartment. 🏡 However, this year, I’m embarking on a transformative journey! 💪

😂 You see, I’ve always been super passionate about business in the online space, of being a content writer, 📝 but there’s just one tiny problem… My phone is so bad, it has more cracks on its screen than a broken mirror! 📱🔨😂

I desperately need to upgrade to kick-start my online business dreams. 🚀 Imagine me trying to conquer the digital world with a phone held together by duct tape! 😂

I’m so broke, even my piggy bank filed for bankruptcy! If being broke was a talent, I’d be winning gold medals in the Olympics. 😂

My bed is so old, I’m convinced it’s holding a grudge against modern comfort! It creaks and groans louder than my grandma’s knees, turning every toss and turn into a symphony of discomfort. It’s like sleeping on a pile of rocks with a blanket of regrets! 😂

My TV is so old, I think it’s still waiting for the invention of color! Watching TV on it is like trying to understand ancient symbols in a dark cave. Help me enter the 21st century, please! 😂

 My backpack has more patches than a quilt and more holes than Swiss cheese! It’s so old, archaeologists are considering excavating it to study ancient civilizations. 😂

I’m so talented, I can turn a penny into a dime… but only if I had a decent laptop to start my business! Guess I’ll stick to turning my socks inside out for now. 😂

So, my parents once said I’d never make it in life… well, joke’s on them because I’m about to make it rain success with this campaign! Who needs umbrellas when you’ve got determination, right? 😂☔

Let’s turn Alisah’s struggles into a triumph and prove that success can be found even in the most unexpected circumstances! 🌟📲 

I’m not asking for the moon and stars, just a little boost before I fade into Bermuda triangle of irrelevance. Support my cause and keep me from becoming yesterday’s news! 📰😂.